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things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

moandean:

sometimes i wish supernatural wasn’t on the CW for the sole reason that I really just want to hear Dean say "fucking" instead of “friggin’”

cause you know that boy curses like a sailor. 

parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts

(Source: artechoke)

harry2016:

harry2016:

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker 

I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end

(Source: hotsenator)

thatrand0mgirl:

To date me you must battle my seven extreme insecurities.